Yom rishon, 23 Iyar 5769.
So the guy asks, "Why would anyone pick Israeli hell?"
The angel answers him, "well... in Israeli hell, 5:00 is never really 5:00... half the time the guy with the vat never shows up because he's on army reserve duty, on vaction in Greece, is attending a bar mitzvah, or is busy with his part-time cab business. And of course, everyone knows that the water never gets all that hot anyway..."
(You know it's hell instead of heaven, because there's no mention of chumous...)
Haveil Havelim #217: The Discount Edition is up at Shiloh Musings and at Me-Ander. Two for the price of one! Happy Birthday, Batya.