Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Dateline: Israel. The Fifth Day of Chanukah

Yom revi'i, 29 Kislev 5770.

Not to rub it in...


The brothers, dining al fresco.  In December.

Chag Chanukah Sameach, from Mishpachat Eastman.
Yeah, we wish you were here.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

News Flash: ALL Building in "West Bank" Frozen for Ten Months

Yom revi'i, 22 Kislev 5770.

Rumor has it that Prime Minister Netanyahu has ordered that all Lego in Judea and Samaria are to be confiscated, to comply with Washington's demand that all building, even natural growth, should be halted.  There will be a protest in Kikar Pollard Paris this evening, which is expected to be heavily attended by disenfranchised 10- to 48-month-olds.

A young settler responds to the news of the latest building freeze. (Photo courtesy of Marc G.)

The most recent settlers, those in the holy outpost of Gilo, are starting to stockpile Lego for the anticipated protest-building.  The first streets to get their foundations on the ground are expected to be permitted to hang onto at least 86 boxes of the coveted Duplos.

Any civic-minded individuals traveling from the States are welcome to bring anti-freeze as a gift for Bibi.